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English mother fucker do you speak it......
That is the phrase I feel like asking so many people I run across these days. I have all kinda of interactions with people from day to day either face to face, on the internet, or overheard conversations. And from what I'm hearing the English language is a dieing language. Rather this attack is coming from gang bangers, foreigners, text messaging, instant messaging, stupid people, or wherever we are under attack.
Now I was surfing a popular blackberry mobile phone website today reading up on a new leaked hybrid beta I'm thinking about running on my phone and there is this fucking idiot:
Just a question! I get to doctor on 2 storms mine and me gurl's.
I test on mines first then if it passes it go's on hers. So we both have 6v10 me over a week her about 2dayz.
I did CrackBurglar swap radio on mine's works like a charm (Pandora/Slacker is back) so I believe I did it right.
But because my gurl radio has not been swap and when I look in her app module she has the net_rim_bb_phone_cdma_service file 4.7.0.167 and so do I.
Now I'm confuse shouldn't hers end in .151 until I do the radio swap?
I don't even know where to begin on this shit. First off learn to use a GOD DAMN SPELL CHECK YOU IGNORANT FUCK~! Now a days you don't even really have to know how to spell anymore because more often than not, your browser, the forums, or your computer contains some form of spell check, and if you can't spell "girl" right you need to fucking die.
Next up the ebonics slang on a forum that is massively populated with modern day yuppies, I mean its a blackberry forum, I highly doubt gang bangers from the hood are hanging out on a blackberry forum. So usage of the word 'mines' need not apply here. I mean honestly when was the last time you heard anyone say, "Y0 nigro I gotta get mines", and in your head you though, "Now that's an educated man, and I agree with his statement." MINES!?!?>!?!?!>?W!<>!111!!!WTFBBQ.
And adding Z's to shit is so fucking old you can quit with that, in fact that usage has turned into a LARGE internet pun along with n00b, pwn, and roflcopter. So Z's at the end of words that don't have Z's on the end of them are now permanently out dated and banned from my interwebz you fucking stupid cunt.......
So when I called this idiot out on the matter what does he say?
NOTHING
That's right he totally ignores me because he knows he's about to be slaughtered. Now I had to massively censor myself to keep from getting banned on that forum but as most of you know by now, right or wrong I do voice my opinion on shit. And I did make it a point to let him know how stupid he looked......
And don't even get me started on idiots asking question on forums using fucking leet speak, z's on the end, and misspelling things. I should have been a fucking English teacher, i don't think I could because if I was I would have probably killed some students.
So nowz I gotta lookz norf to my brofhas in the h00d and hopez I can get mines right b4 my gurl showz up....that makes me so fucking angry.
**EDIT**
He finally did come back with this.....
Wow! Let me be more intellectual for you. The word English should be capitalize and Qazme is that a word and "anyways" girls like to use that, well not to harp on small sh*t.
*Link removed here*
All because I used the word anyways and didn't capitalize english...oh shit I did it again!!!!
So my comeback....god damn I love myself......
Thanks for the link, an epic comeback from the interwebz yo....../sarcasm but me not capitalizing English and using the word anyways doesn't make me look like a fucking moron. Also way to point out Qazme isn't a word you're right it's not a word just a pseudo-name you know kinda like AsosaYoung.......real intellectual haha.
Fucking idiot doesn't really want to fucking start with me today, I'm feeling particularly smart assy, short, and angry.
